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Quad City DJs vs. The World

Quad City DJs vs. The World

By Jack Placidi – It’s the Space Jam song…mixed with so many other epic jams.

The 7 Best Fast Food Chains in America

The 7 Best Fast Food Chains in America

By Lee Fox –

Hippies may hate it, but fast food is pretty ‘effin bomb. Here are The Awesome Cave’s picks for the seven best fast food restaurants in the great USA.

4 Artists Whose Songs Should be the Subject of Musicals

4 Artists Whose Songs Should be the Subject of Musicals

By Lee Fox – Here are four artists whose songs should be the subject of their own song-filled movies.

6 Ways to Avoid Having a Quarter-Life Crisis

6 Ways to Avoid Having a Quarter-Life Crisis

By Danny Horgan – Some words of wisdom for generation Instagram.

Rap Lyrics About Anime

Rap Lyrics About Anime

By Lee “Sugar Cane” Fox – So in addition to being a ballin writer of articles, I spit some fire every now and then about the greatest Chinese invention in history — anime. Here’s a sampling of the next song I’m writing.

The Awesome Cave Song of the Year: “Crank That (Soulja Boy)”

The Awesome Cave Song of the Year: “Crank That (Soulja Boy)”

By The Awesome Cave Staff – Found out why we gave Soulja Boy Tell Em’s hot new single five out of five Youtube stars.

The 10 Best U2 Songs of All Time

The 10 Best U2 Songs of All Time

By TAC Staff – U2 is of the most successful bands of all time. They’ve put out 12 studio albums, collectively sold 150 million records, and had more radio hits than nearly any other band in history. So how can we possibly choose only 10 of their songs to put on this list? The task is pretty impossible, but we can at least tell you our 10 favorites and why. Here are TAC’s picks for the 10 best U2 songs of all time.

4 Troll Christmas Gifts For People You Don’t Like

4 Troll Christmas Gifts For People You Don’t Like

By The Awesome Cave Staff –

Forced to get a gift for someone you don’t like this year? Here are four asshole presents you can get for that special hated someone without having to spend a dime. You’re also sure to piss them off in the process.

The Awesome Cave’s New Meme for Our Many Haters

The Awesome Cave’s New Meme for Our Many Haters

By TAC Staff –

What’s up Cave Dwellers? Getting hate for liking our site? Here’s your ammo for defense. If anyone says anything that’s even remotely not overwhelmingly possible about The Awesome Cave, send them this. Thanks to Jack for the meme text!

The Cave Dweller Guide to Thanksgiving

The Cave Dweller Guide to Thanksgiving

By Danny Horgan – Whether you’re in great company or alone tomorrow, hopefully these activities can brighten your holiday. We here at The Awesome Cave have your back and love you :)