Woodstock 2014: USA

By Danny Horgan -

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So the other night I was watching videos from Woodstock ’99 because I have a both a horrendous taste in music and a severe problem with 90s nostalgia, and I came up with an idea that I think could save modern-day music: ANOTHER WOODSTOCK. I mean, think about it — as horrendous artists like Chris Brown and Nicki Minaj pollute the radio airwaves, we the people need an alternative music festival to help fight the system. What better way to do that than by throwing Woodstock 2014?

So who’s on this Woodstock ’14 lineup? I’ve taken the liberty to compile a list of bands by each stage. These bands, of course, are the only logical choices for such a hypothetical festival.

Death Metal Stage

Napalm Death
Whitechapel
Daughtry
Between the Buried and Me
Cannibal Corpse
Nickelback
Job for a Cowboy
Baha Men

Punk Rock Stage

The Unseen
The Casualties
Indigo Girls
Dropkick Murphys
Social Distortion
Black Eyed Peas
Against Me!
Baha Men

Electronic Music Stage

DeadMau5
Skrillex
3 Doors Down
Grimes
Zedd
Creed
Krewella
Baha Men

TheAwesomeCave.com (Main) Stage

S Club 7
Nickelback
brokenCYDE
Limp Bizkit
Shaggy
Girls Generation
Dragonforce
Baha Men

Danny Horgan is TheAwesomeCave.com’s editor. Contact him on Twitter @DannyHorgan

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